Oh, well hello, I didn't see you reading this post. Hi, I'm The Cartoonist. Today, I will treat you to a very special post. It chronicles the EPIC adventure into the Deep, Dark, DANGEROUS Realms..of intoxication, that I took this Thanksgiving Break. Enjoy.
We begin the journey before the journey begins, I was super adrenalized off of the notion of Thanksgiving Break beginning the next day so I did this Mind-Dropping in a fit of Pre-Break Joy.
High on Life-o-meter: 10
My journey officially began during the last five panels of this comic. I had started doing it on the day before the break but never finished. I slowly added more and more until the day of my best good friend Vlad's Thanksgiving Get-Together. There, I began to start my descent.
This comic was a party long endeavor. You can kinda tell as the panels progress. This is my tribute to my friends from back home. They are some of the best-good people I know.
Intoxometer (Panels 1-3): 3
Intoxometer (Panels 4-7): 6
Intoxometer (Panels 6): 7
Intoxometer (Panels Everything Else): 8.2
So this was a post party comic from the same night. I was pretty fucked up at this point. I noticed that the level of terrible cross hatching reflects my level of intoxication. The more hatching there is the more incoherent I was.
Soon after that debacle of a comic, I foolishly tried to actually write a comic about something relevant. I forgot that since the zumbie comic I had gone to my friend Sean's house after Vlad's and become even more intoxicated. It started out rather decent and then just devolved into a fart joke...but that's ok, I was fucked up.
P.S. An awesome movie called Wild Zero was on in the background. It's an epic Japanese Alien Zombie B Movie starring the equally epic Japanese Punk Band Guitar Wolf.
Here's a clip:
And then I walked home and passed out.
So the next day I re-read all the absurdity that I had crapped out the night before and decided to redeem myself by doing a good version of the subway comic.
(Stay Tuned after the Post for a XTRA SPECIAL XTRA COMIC!)
This is where the word "remembnar" came from originally. It was another jam comic that was done with Lisey-Mop. We followed the rules we made up for the jam comic that was posted in the last Mind-Dropping Update.
Guest Starring Danny DeVito
Tuesday, November 30, 2010
Monday, November 22, 2010
This is a jam comic I did with Lisey-Mop. This comic is quite unique and the rules we used result in an incredibly bizarre, non-sequitor narrative(if you can even call it that). Here is the list of rules that we stuck to:
1) All the panels must be drawn first before anything goes in them (grids don't count)
2) You can't do the panel directly after the panel that someone just filled.
3) Modifications to already done panels is allowed but discouraged.
The title was thought up by Lisey-Mop.
BONUS! Anyone who can accurately guess who did what panel by the end of the month gets a free, personalized doodle!
Thursday, November 18, 2010
This ones based off of a little experience that was experienced yesterday with Lisey-Mop of the blog Cartoonie Pop. We were sitting in the Cartooning and Illustration administration office of SVA, the savagely run business that we like to call an art school. We had been sitting there for a good hour now.
The construction of the room is oddly rectangular, more narrow than it is wide. Apparently these dimensions were having an adverse affect on Lisey-Mop as she shifted from side to side in her chair, nervously. "What's up?" I asked. "I dunno...I feel super anxious..." she replied.
"But you've seen Woodruff(our department head) before haven't you?)
"Yeah, but I never had to wait this long...I think its the room..."
"Whats wrong with the room?"
"I don't know...its giving me anxiety, I don't like it..."
And then I said in a overly deep and husky voice: "Is it....EEEEVIL?" And punctuated my statement with a ridiculous face and gesture much like the one featured in panel 4 of the comic.
Then she started laughing and I started drawing.
(Yes I am aware that the ending to the true account of events is particularly anticlimactic...deal with it.)
Monday, November 15, 2010
Sunday, November 14, 2010
RETROJU! Retroju is a portmanteau of the words Retro and Kaiju(which are those fantastically ridiculous monsters of japanese origins: Godzilla being the most famous one). There no real story behind this one, I was just watching some old Ub Iwerks cartoons and wondered what it would've looked like had he been the one to design some Kaiju, and this was the result, enjoy.